Animated cuties touching their hair (◡‿◡✿)
at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this
because i’ll regret it
This isn’t going to end well
#walk, walk fashion baby
I heard the subtitles in caesar flickerman’s voice and now i’m confused.
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION ASSEMBLE! B(
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION
what about the glowstick of destiny
reblogging for the glowstick of destiny
Close enough, let’s go.
target is getting so chill
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
I was actually confused for a second
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
me at a job interview
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?